Today he said, "Mom, Dew-ew funny me." said in a tattletale tone.
This means, "Mom Christian is laughing at me." He was not happy about it.
An explanation of what he calls Christian: When porter was little he had a hard time with the name. He started calling Christian Dew Dushe. It stuck and Warrick even used to call him that. So Stafford made his own version of the name and it is Dew-ew.