In the 3 minutes it takes us to get home from church...
Porter has changed into shorts and a T-shirt.
It's a simple trick that I think everyone should learn.
To save time after church, simply put your regular clothes underneath your church clothes.
Before we even leave the parking lot, the transformation has started.
First the shirt and tie are removed to reveal the t-shirt of choice. Then the pants go down until they can't go any further because of shoes. Then the shoes, the rest of the pants and mission accomplished.
It may make your suit look a little bulky, but it's so worth it!